Unexpected Lessons

Hello Fans,I had a few days off because Flash Mc Cool was sick.Now he's back after a few unsettling experiences this morning.I'll let Flash tell you about it himself-" Last night, I was a little fatigued and had a tonic and a pot of funny-bone soup.I had a restless sleep and woke up a little unsteady.I hopped a train into town, got off at the underground concourse and decided to grab a cup of coffee from the fast food spot.I've been there before so I knew the layout.I was lisping as I headed to the door and was passed by a combination of hypnotic beauty,style,intensity and mystique !Time stopped momentarily as SHE passed by me and I bumped through the door and headed to the counter.As I tried to find my fingers to pay for my cup of coffee and two pies, SHE returned andstood in the line next to me.I paid for my coffee and pie;headed for the sugar,napkin & stirrer counter.SHE beat me to the sugar counter and mesmerized me with a glance that would stop the Titanic .Suddenly,my bag of pies broke and I bent down to retrieve them from the floor .I noticed that SHE was beside me waiting for her chance to get her sugar packets.I grabbed three packets of sugar, placed my coffee on the counter then bent down to pick up the pies. SHE was standing on high heels, four inches away from my pies on the floor.Somehow, while bending my posture to pick up the pies, I noticed a one two combination of toe-nail polish,black silk, wooden spiked shoes, and an angle that would make Pythagoras blush.I taught Pythagoras Geometry in the Ancient School of Comedy!I have also investigated many accidents as a hoboclown detective. But SHE had somehow combined unexplainable,near impossible curves,angles, chemistry and the law of motion to suspend time.I became motionless,dropped my packets of sugars, and left my coffee on the counter as I reached for the stirrers a few feet away.After I caught my breath,SHE was handing me sugar and I heard HER say,don't you want your coffee ? At that point I needed the coffee to help me find my mouth and slip my brain in gear to respond.I thanked her and then I zombied over to a table and sat down only to notice that SHE gazed and smiled at me as she exited the restaurant.Now, my name is Flash Mc Cool and I can do physical comedy better than the best of them but SHE was a master at chemistry, physics and geometry. Personally,I think I had too much funny bone soup last night.."Well,Fans while Flash is trying to get himself together have a cool first day of Summer !Love,~Hoboclown~Copyright 2006