Snips and Snails and...

It's me,hoboclown, Fans! I made the mistake of asking Flash Mc Cool how his Father's Day was and as usual his response took me by surprise," They (whoever they are and where ever they be) say that Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.A lot of boys become men.But what are men made of ? Well, my astute, investigative analyses since the dawn of time have led me to brilliantly conclude that most men are made of old nose hairs,tiny little buggies and a fair amount of pocket lint.In the ancient times,a good sized club, war paint and bad smells helped to constitute a man.Today, any woman and child will tell you that sometimes a Dad can be more revolting.As a young man ( long before my hobo clown detective days) I remember the men with a smell of campfire smoke ,horses,saw dust, old cigar smoke scented with shoe polish and a strong whiff of BO .Thus, the evolutionary constitution of a man.As a hoboclown detective, whenever I was asked to help find a missing man the first order of business was to ignore his wife,his worst enemy and second to seek out his best friend,the dog.Next ( before the discovery of DNA) I would have the missing man's wife and kids bring their ol' man's socks to the dog.A bloodhound can track a man ten miles away just on the odor of the socks alone.What is stronger-the odor or the nose ? This is more evidence of the evolutionary constitution of man .In today's climate of increasing identity theft, every family should keep the ol' man's odorous socks in a safe deposit box for the stinky-feet test.Yep, some men's foot odors are as unique as fingerprints and certainly more toxic ..."Well, fans until next time I recommend that all wives and kids try to keep cool amidst the agony of de-feet .Love,~Hoboclown~2006