Tom Turkey & Rudolph

Hi Fans! This is hoboclown here.Flash Mc Cool and I were in his cave talking about Flash's exhausting week and just as Flash wished he had more joy and happiness in his life,he opened his mail and there was a book on Happiness by Matthieu Ricard, a Buddhist monk.Before Flash could read the book his old friend,Tom Turkey, flew into Flash's cave in a sweat.I heard Tom Turkey tell Flash that he needed a place to hide out since he had a price on his head and an invitation to a Thanksgiving Dinner.Now, this is what I heard Flash say, " Tom Turkey, I know the most frightening thing for a Turkey is to receive an invitation to a Thanksgiving Dinner! You can bet your gizzard that the gravy will be all over you in a second.Why, you have to learn to do animal clown tricks to keep the humans happy-so they won't want to eat you! You can be like the Hooded Seal.He carries a balloon on his head and blows bubbles threw his nose. No body will wanna eat after they see that ! Or you can disguise yourself like a Platypus.He has the bill of a duck and the body of a rat! Absolutely unappetizing ! If that don't turn you on, you can do like Penguins and jump 6 feet in the air! Keep the humans entertained! Or flap your wings fast like a Woodpecker.They can peck 20 times per second..faster than a car's turn signals flash in a minute.Dazzle 'em Tom ! Or if you really wanna excite the humans.Do like the Praying Mantis and turn your head 360 degrees.That'll turn their gravy green ! And then when it's time to eat, do like the Butterflies and taste your food by standing on it. My animal clown friend, Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, was about to be eaten but he was saved by that fat jolly old elf in the North Pole. You see, Rudolph was hoboing at the North Pole and went to apply for a job at Santa's toy factory. At first, Santa wanted Rudolph to work at a Drive-thru igloo.However, Santa chose Rudolph to lead his sleigh in the frigid weather because Rudolph ate super-sized moss that had a chemical that kept Rudolph's body from freezing. Santa also knew that Rudolph was a clown reindeer who could do magic tricks and light up his big red nose.Tom you gotta learn some tricks or at least learn to run like The Philadelphia Eagles' wide receiver, Reggie Brown, or your second cousin, The Road Runner ! Act like a chicken Tom ! Runnn Tomm..RUNNNN! " _____________ That's it for The Holidays Fans.Keep your warm thoughts while livin' it cool like Flash Mc Cool. Love, ~Hoboclown~ Copyright 2006