The Stowaway

Hi Everybody! This morning Flash Mc Cool reflects on his experiences last evening.Here's what Flash Mc Cool reports," As a hoboclown, I love to hop trains and did so last evening.I hopped the 5:47 p.m. commuter train to Chestnut Hill, Philadelphia,PA USA . As soon as I boarded, I heard a young lady scream something spelled like, eeeeeeeeek...oh sheesh ! A split second later,a
tiny sparrow flew past my red nose, veered to the right, made a turn and flew back in the opposite direction.He was trying to avoid the onslaught of passengers boarding the train. He turned back and came towards me again.This time I grabbed him.It was Buzz, a member of the
Philadelphia City Boy's Flying Aces Squadron.I asked Buzz what was up and he said that he had just left a Happy Hour and was about to meet up with his squadron when they got word that
Presidential Candidate, Barack O'Bama's plane was having flight control problems in St. Louis,
Missouri. The squadron scrambled to reach Missouri to see what they could do.Buzz still had a buzz and his squadron left him. In Philadelphia, birds have a license to pretty much go anywhere- like the movies, inside malls, supermarkets and so on with impunity.I learned that big word from a hotshot Philadelphia lawyer. So, he decided to hop a train to get to the Northwest woods to meet up with his boys later. It's sorta like a lazy car that hops an auto-train to meet up with its' driver later.As the train conductor came around to collect the tickets,I lifted my Derby and let Buzz hide under my hat.Cell phone conversation on the train had it that Barack O' Bama's airplane had flight control problems and had to make an unscheduled landing in St. Louis, Missouri.According to Buzz, his Philadelphia City Boy's Flying Aces Squadron spotted a partially deployed emergency exit putting pressure on the O' Bama plane's rear flight controls.The squadron signaled the pilot and the plane was able to land safely.Buzz explained that you cannot always be at the right place at the right time but if you always hang with birds of a feather who do right together, things will work out! When the train reached the Tulpehocken Station, I dis-embarked, tipped my hat and Buzz soared off to join his boys!"