The Blarney Stone Quest

Hi Everybody! It's me,Hoboclown.Flash Mc Cool is on a very special case and has a guest in his cave this morning.Here's what Flash Mc Cool has to say, " It's a snowy 17 degree morning in Philadelphia, PA.My friend, Phil (the groundhog in these parts) has been in my witness protection program since his lousy testimony in February.I gave Phil a spare rock in my cave to lay his head on .I'm trying to keep Phil from becoming road kill.We just shared a bowl of oatmeal and a cup of herbal tea.Phil convinced me that snowy weather in early March is the perfect time to try to find the Blarney Stone which I have been searching for- for hundreds of years. Phil told me he spotted a clan of Leprechauns drinking green beer a quarter mile beyond my cave.This would be the time to follow the green snowtrail of the little squirts that might lead to the coveted Blarney Stone. We followed them and followed them early this morning but so far all we got was worse for wear.The Leprechauns made a lot of chitter-chatter and noise digging their pots of gold in the soil at the ends of the rainbows. The gold didn't bother me because I use play money for all my needs.It was the re-arranging of the rainbows that upset me.The Leprechauns would change the locations of the rainbows to keep the fortune-seekers from finding the pots of gold too easily. There's nothing like a hoboclown detective going around the bend in the road on a bicycle at 20 miles an hour and bumping head-on into a misplaced rainbow! How can I find the Blarney Stone if I keep getting concussions! " __________ Well fans, I think Flash Mc Cool and Phil the groundhog need to change to a weaker tea .Happy St. Patrick's Day ! Love, ~ Hoboclown~ Copyright, 2007