Listen up!I'm the fictional hoboclown detective who lives in a cave.That's the cool side of my facade!When I leave my cave I hang out on the Internet.I don't mean to be frosty but cribbin' on the internet is rough!It can get downright craggy:
Internet spiders crawling all over your site.Google Ads jumping out all over your stuff;linking this and that!Youtube flicks in ya face all day! Tryin' to find your DNA !That makes me salty yo!
Now hear this, all you web-crawling spidering bots, searching my stuff.Bring Miranda with you next time you pull me over!As for you litle tadpoles, remember my webby is deep! Don't wrinkle my brow you little slicks! Back off and give me some space!
Yield or make tracks!!
You don't need to know my rank! Forget that! I rank tough-stout and strappin' and don't forget, I got crawler traps up in here!
Now,take a deep breath, relax and give me five real ones for pullin' your coat!
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