Haarlem Hommie Tries To Stop Gulf Oil Leak

Hi Guyz! My fictional doggy brain is at it again.While my boss,fictional hoboclown
detective,Flash Mc Cool, was chillin' in his cave watching Colin Powell on today's
"This Week" TV Show in the USA, I was working the 2010 Gulf Oil leak case.Colin Powell,the retired four-star US Army General,former US Chairman of The Joint Chiefs of Staff and Secretary of State, described the Gulf oil leak as an economic,ecological,
and public trust issue with political implications beyond the disaster of the oil leak itself. He believes the President should bring all the appropriate US resources possible to address the ravaging impact of the oil leak and to give the people in the affected region hope and a return to normalcy.
I began to track down a rumor of a kid from Haarlem, who was on his way to the Gulf of Mexico to stop the oil leak.As the story goes,the 8 year old boy was on his way home and about to break into a run when he heard the sound of trickling water.He saw a small hole in a dike through which a "tiny stream was flowing". He reached the hole
and stuck his, "chubby little finger..in (and) the flowing was stopped". The boy heard about the Gulf oil leak and was on his way to stop the oil leak with his fat
stubby finger. However, as he neared Arizona he was turned back because he did not have a green card!
Actually guyz,I made part of this story up. When you're a K-9 assistant to a fictional hoboclown detective,you develop a vivid imagination.However, Colin Powell is real.You can watch his interview on the "This Week" sunday morning broadcast.
As for the kid from Haarlem, you can read all about his heroic story of Hope at
http://members.chello.nl/m.jong9/map12/hansbrinker.html
As for me, it's Memorial Day weekend and I'm going to lay in the cool corner of Flash Mc Cool's cave with a nice juicy B-B-Q flavored bone .