Gulf Oil Spill Faux Commentary

Hi guys! I'm back! I'm the dog-breathed, investigative K-9 assistant to Flash Mc Cool,fictional hoboclown detective.With the Administration being accused of not doing enough to solve the Gulf Oil Spill problem,the U.S. Department of Imagination,
Office of Emergency Creativity, has dispatched investigative consultant, Flash Mc Cool, to assist in the location of solutions to the problem. My boss had me scratch around the surface of the issue like most critics.I found that the Earth was alive! With a face like this,would I lie to you? Afterall,I am man's non-partisan Best friend! If the Earth is alive, then the ocean surface oil spill should be treated like a medical emergency.I'll bet two bones and my favorite old shoe that Dr. Gregory House can solve the problem.He and his super-charged team of medical diagnosticians can solve the problem in a one hour episode.The Earth is bleeding out.Medical genius,Dr. House, will fire up all the imaging techniques, find the source,the cause and the fix the problem! I don't care too much for Dr. House's
arrogant bed side manner but I love the cute little producer.She's a real Fox!