The Phila Sophism

Regarding the 2009 World Series,I predict that either the Yankees or Phillies will

win or lose...maybe sooner or maybe later!

Since my bicycle is down,I, old Flash Mc Cool, will be taking the Chinatown Bus to New York.

Now, a word of caution to my fellow old head corner clowns from North,South,West,NorthEast,Germantown,Oak Lane,Overbrook,Fishtown and Kensington.

When you reach New York,beware of the New Yorker's travel directions.

Don't take the jive from that left hand upside the wall stuff!

Two lefts don't make a right!

When you're wrong, you're wrong.

And when you're right, you're right!