The Father's Day Itch

It's that time again and dear old Dads in the US of A will get tokens of appreciation
on June 19th.Where I come from, most Dads are like the family dog...content with tasty left-overs, a fantastically artful drool and a good pair of comfortable old shoes! Some other Dads just want a soft lady, a handy remote and a hard game of tennis,catch or B-ball.Then,
there's the group of Dads who have an itch, as they say," For this, that and the third": The itch to take that flashy sport's car (in the new car dealership's showroom) for a spin.Or an itch to try out a new tool or gadget.Some of them itch to lay a dime on the odds. Others, just itch to get a breather!
If your Dad is just itchin' and you don't know why, just anticipate his needs and
give him a little Scratch!