The Presidential Trivia Quiz

After studying my tricks on the bench,I decided to do some hoboclown sleuthing and
made a presidential pop quiz for the squirrels in my summer class-
Which of the following statements did President Obama make at his last
White House Press Conference and at his first State of The Union Address?
A) If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River,
the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim."
B) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads
nothing but newspapers.
C) Get your facts first,then you can distort 'em as much as you please.
D) Neither A nor B nor C

For all you squirrels who looked over your buddy's shoulder for the answer,
the correct answer is D. Statement A is attributed to Lyndon B. Johnson.
Statement B is attributed to Thomas Jefferson.Statement C is attributed to
Mark Twain.You can find these quotes and more at www.quotegarden.com/media.html
and don't take any nuts with you!