Happy Surreal Fathers' Day

A few days ago, I received a parcel post box at my cave.Not expecting the delivery,I
first looked for white powder and smoke.Then,I listened for a ticking sound.I wondered if I should call the fiction world's hazmat team ? I noticed the $8.09 postage and the sender,Paul Yates.Now, I'm really worried! To me, Paul Yates is a
cross between Alfred Hitchcock,Rod Serling and Stephen King.
With my trusty K-9, butterfly pup, and a 6'5" clown bodyguard beside me,I gingerly
opened the box. There it was! A body map (jacket cover) of the 2010 International Surrealist Film Festival memorabilia DVD and a glittering trophy of a female aiming a rifle.A brief follow-up investigation turned up the following facts from American Film Institute Director/Writer, Paul Sanchez Yates,
" ...I would say you have the "BRETON" Award for this year's fest.Your work is great
and I hope to see much more of it in the future and for next year."

If any of your dads look like the guys in our group photo, you're OK with me!
Signed,
Flash Mc Cool