Hours of Business ?

Seeking "The Truth" is not as easy as it seems. Going to "The Source" is
more complicated than just buying a travel package. I clowned around and
got  some Google information on business hours for "Heaven". Seems like
the "place?" is "closed on Wednesdays" and if you get there on any other
day, there is " No parking without a permit". The "travel ticket is only one way"
and all "sales are final with no reimbursements".
Certainly, my readers understand that I am only jesting. It is my quirky way of
saying, 'Merry Christmas ! '