2016 US Presidential Superheroes

Hic! After my wild night in the woods,I Flash Mc Cool Hoboclown Detective decided to get the court of public opinion to order the DUI to investigate some of the 2016 dashing US Presidential Campaign Super Heroes: Eyeball Ran,The Gubernator,The Miami Iceman, Bubba's Sidekick Hillary Honey,The Burning Bush, Cruise Missile,Count Baltimo',The Jersey Devil, The Brain Sturgeon,The Sand Man and last but not least, Poke Face aka The Lord of The Blings . Not only have these Superheroes been criscrossing the boundaries of the states of the Union they have also made waves overseas.The Lord of The Blings wanted to permeate the London fog but Big Ben wasn't havin' it, sayin' 'No fish and chips here'. Each Superhero has his/her super power but none were able to keep me from noddin' off in my cave last night .The frigid temperature had re-frozen the melted snow in the Wissahickon Valley and some of my critter friends nestled around my cozy camp fire while I paired up with my jug of nog. Pretty soon the court of public opinion will cast its votes for the most likely beneficial political superhero for President of the United States. Then, all the chaos will be back to normal ! Hic ! Now, where did I put that Super Bowl ?