2016 US Presidential Superheroes

Hic! After my wild night in the woods,I Flash Mc Cool Hoboclown Detective decided to get the court of public opinion to order the DUI to investigate some of the 2016 dashing US Presidential Campaign Super Heroes: Eyeball Ran,The Gubernator,The Miami Iceman, Bubba's Sidekick Hillary Honey,The Burning Bush, Cruise Missile,Count Baltimo',The Jersey Devil, The Brain Sturgeon,The Sand Man and last but not least, Poke Face aka The Lord of The Blings . Not only have these Superheroes been criscrossing the boundaries of the states of the Union they have also made waves overseas.The Lord of The Blings wanted to permeate the London fog but Big Ben wasn't havin' it, sayin' 'No fish and chips here'. Each Superhero has his/her super power but none were able to keep me from noddin' off in my cave last night .The frigid temperature had re-frozen the melted snow in the Wissahickon Valley and some of my critter friends nestled around my cozy camp fire while I paired up with my jug of nog. Pretty soon the court of public opinion will cast its votes for the most likely beneficial political superhero for President of the United States. Then, all the chaos will be back to normal ! Hic ! Now, where did I put that Super Bowl ?

Is Donald Trump Really ' Duper-Man' ?

After last night's Fox News televised Republican Presidential candidate debate, this old hoboclown detective fell asleep and had a dream. Well, maybe it was the shine of the moon or vice- versa that conjured up the dream state. As I sat in my cave, I saw the vivid press release,' Duper-Man! Faster than 4 billion speeding bullets; stronger than tin-foil; able to leap small budgets and create a rash of foopahs. Duper-Man can also Trump the biggest elephant in the room! Bolder than a brass monkey, more sassy than a bow-legged alligator, Duper-Man takes on all challengers thru media wrestle-mania. This one-man Teflon commando may soon nominate himself for President of the Universe! Tune in again for the next saga of Duper-Man and briar patch politics !' Hic !

Brer Rabbit TRUMPS Brer FOX ?

Hoboclown detectives often get befuddled but again they are just clowns !The rumor in the local woods was that the Brer Rabbit Brer Fox story at Americanfolklore.net/ folklore sounds a lot like the 'Trumping of the Fox ' when the Donald told Fox News they were 'fired' as he decided to boycott their event and host his own ! Who listens to rumors anyway ? The Brer Rabbit Brer Fox tale makes more sense !

Race Definition of

Sometimes interesting things are turned up during my hoboclown detective investigations.In sleuthing the definition of "Race",I went to Google and searched,'Race definition of ' and the result prompted the keywords: "race definition sociology,race definition fire,race definition medical, race definition human geography,race definition white,race definition history, race definition webster." I then searched for the definition of "ism" .Wiktionary prompted such descriptive words as: "actions,processes,systems,tendency of behaviors,peculiarity,ideologies,names of conditions or syndromes." I then searched for the "definition of racism by medical dictionary" which resulted in the definition, "A conscious or unconscious belief in the superiority of a particular race,which may lead to acts of discrimination and unequal treatment." Lastly, I searched for the definition of "Human Race" in the Free Dictionary which offered the following definition," All of the living human inhabitants of the earth." Now, I am wondering if there is such a thing as 'racism of the human race ? '