The Lethal Lickedly Kiss

Valentine's Day brings back so many memories! I don't remember my first kiss
but I do remember the addage,"All is fair in Love and War".As a guy, I always wanted to be in control.Of course, ladies liked to rattle that notion.
One day, the young woman used the element of surprise on me.She laid 'a secret martial art lickedly kiss' on me.She told me she learned the lightning strike maneuver in "The Transkei".Shocked,I froze-not wanting to lose control.Before I could regain my composure,she laid another'Lickedly kiss' on me.I decided to surrender and threw down my arms. She used both of them against me,reduced me to mush and had her way with me!
I remember that there is nothing worse than the agony of defeat. I had lost the battle but somehow had 'won the war'!