Sunday, October 02, 2011

Political Fright Night


It's nice to be on vacation and just lounging around the cave with the remote.With a birthday coming tomorrow for yours truly,Grunge is the order of the day!Yesterday,the Phillies won game one (11-6) vs. the St. Louis Cardinals in the opening NL Division series.This afternoon,the Philadelphia Eagles go against the 49'ers with
Michael Vick back in play as quarterback.
Halloween is fast approaching and so are my clownish pranks of mischief-making.
I am working on a political spoof Halloween newsletter edition,entitled,'Political
Fright Night',

'A ghost-like character (in a Ben Franklin costume) hobbled from door to door
on Wall Street and posted the quotation,A Penny yearned is a penny spurned, as
hundreds of kids ran around peering through play money dollar-bill masks.

Palin's great pumpkin glow is palin' as she uses a rogue water gun to spray a
fine mist of tea on urchins wearing the masks of political candidates.

Obama's most-feared political opponent and as yet undeclared candidate,
Flash Mc Cool, considers being drafted by a rag-tag group of paupers.They
claim that Flash is a more dapper dresser, has a better old school hook shot and
that Flash's nose is Nosier (in its' Red State).'

It's time to listen to The Cool Song as I ponder drafts of the next few spoof news
tidbits...

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