As Flash Mc Cool cycled through Roswell,Texas early this morning he was abducted by
extraterrestials.
" ET and his boys were layin' for me when I stopped to change a flat
tire on my bike just outside Area 51 in Roswell,Texas. A big blue light
lit up my red nose. Then, extra-long and glowing sticky fingers grabbed me
by the scruff of my neck. They shoved me into the dark gaping hull of a
spaceship and used a GPS device to try to locate my funny bone.
They said they wanted to inject more levity into their spaceships.
I cracked up, passed gas and was kicked outta the spaceship when I told them
I was an undercover Boss".
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