Birthers Absent From Royal Wedding

The coded message, dubbed with laughter,informed me that the Trump card was removed from the Royal deck and that no Birthers were attending the Royal Wedding.The message was from my inside man,the Court Jester! The world was to see a commoner maiden marry the Royal Prince.How happy Harry Potter and the Muggles would be!
The union would be approved by the same Queen,who not too long ago hugged the United
States' First Lady,Michelle O'Bama, a commoner of sorts.
Britain and the U.S. are distant cousins that appear as different as night and day.
The British Kingdom has endured centuries of strife and tempered wisdom.The
acceptance of a commoner into the Royal Family is phenomenal!
The Birther hype in the US makes the U.S. appear as a developing juvenile, lacking the wisdom of the ages. But contradictions make the world go around- as a well known fictional character once said,"It's Elementary my dear Watson!" 'Here Here!'

Run Baby RUN!

Running is as natural as anything else in Nature.An aging close relative's eye-hand circuit still works well but his knees give out, so he has a designated runner when he plays baseball.He whams the baseball dead center then his designated runner takes off and runs the bases!
Most of Nature's creatures can run but even water can outrun them sometime.
My old lady talks so much during the day that her mouth still runs when she sleeps!
Cars run on gas but what makes a politician run? Credit cards can run up your debt
while litter can run down the neighborhood.
This past winter, my nose ran so fast, it got to work before I did! Yeah, that nose could really buggy!
Guys,if you have any doubt about who runs your household-tell your wife that you wear the pants in the family then keep ducking as you head for the door!
If you wanna see some classy runners, check out the 2011 Penn Relays at Philadelphia, PA. Franklin Field from April 28 -30 .You never know who you might run into!!

Flash Mc Cool Abducted By Spaceship Aliens

As Flash Mc Cool cycled through Roswell,Texas early this morning he was abducted by
extraterrestials.
" ET and his boys were layin' for me when I stopped to change a flat
tire on my bike just outside Area 51 in Roswell,Texas. A big blue light
lit up my red nose. Then, extra-long and glowing sticky fingers grabbed me
by the scruff of my neck. They shoved me into the dark gaping hull of a
spaceship and used a GPS device to try to locate my funny bone.
They said they wanted to inject more levity into their spaceships.
I cracked up, passed gas and was kicked outta the spaceship when I told them
I was an undercover Boss".