US Politics 101 for K-9s

Now listen here dawgs!I'm more than just a pooper snooper.As the best friend of Flash Mc Cool,fictional hoboclown detective,I have more scents than most men and a
pedigree that the best Ivy league university in the US cannot top! From time to time
I do peek at my boss's notes before we go hunting.Last night, Flash Mc Cool planned his search for truth and insight about the current US political landscape.At the newspeakdictionary.com I didn't find any foxes but I did turn up some clever quotes on the issues:
"If you tell the truth,you don't have to remember anything"
-Mark Twain
"A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged"
-Unknown
"A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested"
-Tom Wolfe
"It makes no difference who you vote for-the two parties
are really one party representing 4 percent of the people"
-Gore Vidal
"I don't care who does the electing just so long as I do the nominating"
-William "Boss" Tweed
"If everybody is thinking alike,then somebody isn't thinking"
-General George Patton
OK Guyz, after you chew on that,you can lay down,roll over and play dead.