Spring Ahead?

In Philadelphia,PA, USA it's 47 degrees, heading up to 66 to 70 degrees.Spring is in the air and is about to spring,so we can say that it has sprung when it sprang.Do you feel springy? Do you have a spring in your step? Tonight, we will enter Daylight Savings Time as we spring the clock ahead one hour.Now, here's a small test for all Mensa applicants: Go to your local poultry market and ask the butcher for a spring chicken.If you get a civil answer, you advance in academic standing.
Also, open your mouth wide and say, ' Boinnnggg!'. If you succeed, you move to the head of the class.If not, take comfort in the fact that you are now a runner-up to the class clown! Lastly,
find your honey and give her or him a springalicious kiss!Now spring along and enjoy your day
before Flash Mc Cool springs something else on you !