Hi Humans! Today's Butterfly Pup's Leg-Up Award goes to the US tabloid journalists. I am too young to run for President but before I ever decide to do so, let me apologize now for any mistakes I might make in the immediate future!
All right! I confess. I may have been attracted to some finely crafted fire hydrants in the neighborhood.OK! OK! I did have an affair with that trim,shapely hydrant with the flaming orange make-up at the corner down the street! So what ! I must have done it outta instinct or a lapse in judgment. Then, again -I am a dog! Enough of this! You tabloid papparazzi guys, just meet me at the corner of Main Street and Elm. There's a hot, little , green fire hydrant waitin' for me there.
Take plenty of pictures-I need to get a 3 million dollar house in California !
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