US Presidential Candidate Kills Two Birds With One Stone ?

US Presidential candidate,D. Trump, kills two birds with one stone: He makes it to the California GOP Convention and symbolically (with a little help from some friends)builds a first prototype of his promised 1,000 mile wall on the US Mexican border.You can read about the melodramatic feat at the following website, http://www.mercurynews.com/politics-government/ci_29829794/trump-speech-today-california-gop-convention-burlingame

The Tip of The Day ( The Ballot Primer)

This 'ole' clown does not have time to spin yarns today. So, the tip of the day can be found at the following site, https://ballotpedia.org/2016_presidential_nominations:_calendar_and_delegate_rules

Ryan Already in line for the US Presidency

Yes, Ryan (the guy who reminds you of the bearded Lincoln on the five-dollar bill )can still become the US President even if he refuses to run or accept the GOP nomination!I have to admit that I sneaked around and took a quick peak at the "List of the Current Presidential Line of Succession" .I wanted to see if I, Flash Mc Cool Hoboclown detective, was on the list. I was sadly relieved that I was not on the list. Har. Har.Now,Ryan, as Speaker of the House, for as much as he tries to wriggle free of the prospect of becoming a US President, isn't so fortunate. As you can check for yourself; he is on the list ! Check it out for yourself at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession Oh, by the way I also checked with the US Mint to see if they had any funny money with my picture on it! Their response was, "Har.Har" .

Stylin' Like A Klowne

No steal.No spiel. Flash Mc Cool iz the real deal. Rockin' wit the Bobos. Hangin' wit the Hoboes. No steal. No spiel. Flash Mc Cool iz the the real deal. Sayin' yo yo yooo. Let's go Let's gooo. Red gloves and big red nose. He got a heart of gold, As the story goes. No steal. No spiel. Flash Mc Cool iz the real deal. Rockin' wit the Bobos. Hangin' wit the Hoboes. He's a black hat kat, wit a red pocket rag, and a dip wit his swag. Sayin' yo yo yooo, Let's go Let's gooo. He don't need know office. He's already elected. In His house, He's angel- protected. Sayin' yo yo yooo, Let's go Let's gooo. He says laugh when you're down! And get rid of that frown ! No steal,No spiel. Flash Mc Cool iz the real deal. Rockin' wit the Bobos. Hangin' wit the Hoboes. No need to be a President... Just a Kool World Resident !