Sunday, September 18, 2011

Job Hunting !


Now that I found the Fountain of Youth (har ! har !),I'm hot on the trail, trying to
find the job market.Investigations are tough! Leads are hard to come by! But I'm gettin' closer. Closer than the smell of a boar on a hound dog's nose!
The path to crackin' this case is somewhere between the vaults of the bailed out
banks, silicon valley,cyberspace and the medical research laboratory.The missing link to finding the 'fugitive job market' is locating the ' cure for unemployment'.
My 'smart money' (play money in this case) says that the brother who develops the
cell phone app that will download a full-time job with benefits (for a small fee)
is the 'winner'! After that, we can create an app for global peace,prosperity and even a public office. No more public debates, political campaigns or close elections!
When I find this 'fugitive job market' and the 'winner',I'll bring them to justice!
In the meantime, let's read "War and Peace","Gone With The Wind" and "Waiting For
Godot" while we listen to Flash Mc Cool:The Cool Song...

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Back To School Thoughts


Sit down and let me tell you how to be a student.
This year, you're bigger,stronger,smarter and faster!
So, you should learn more and do more things more quickly.
It should be a breeze for you to sit still, have patience,
concentrate,focus,study and to think,discuss,debate and
communicate!You should also know how to share,compete,resolve conflicts
and have fun!
Adults should understand what you need to learn.If you ask, some
people will help you get books,equipment,a quiet place to study or
tutoring or financial assistance to help you advance.Don't be
afraid or too shy to ask for help!
After you get your help, then work,work, work because your best is yet to come! Excel, excel,excel!Your job is to expand your skills, talents,
knowledge and promise to do well to keep Hope and to provide for your family,your people,your country and yourself!
Now,that's the cool way to be a student !
Oh! Don't forget to leave the clownin' to me ...